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Batavia annVeg Vag Voyage - FruitfulLong time listener, I look forward/ can’t wait for the weekly episode!! I love your Midwest nice style - and also Elizabeth / I’m a fellow Moms Demand vol here! Here’s the story I was told about why pineapples were placed on the doorstep long ago - I was told this was on a tour in Charleston, South Cacalacky. Legend has it, the wife would place a pineapple (which was a gift from her returning husband sailor who had been away at sea) to “tell” her other suitors that her husband was now back home. So perhaps this is how the upside down pineapple has come to indicate “the lifestyle”. 🤷♀️
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JeeeeennnnnnnnnnA new Nobody!After listening to Elizabeth on Garbage World where I found her to be funny and delightful, I made my way to this podcast. I’m smitten! The charming duo make me laugh and give me strength as I commute to and from a job I don’t like. Now I am enjoying going through the archives. I wish I would have found them sooner. Thanks guys!
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Shabeba44Future Fatboy sponsor?Heard your other listener bought a box of Fatboy and so did I! You better get a sponsorship soon. Never heard of them before your show and now they are on the weekly food list. I also got a box with a half cookie sandwich all the way in NJ. Someone is sleeping in quality control for sure! Try adding sprinkles on the edges for your kids, mine love them that way! Y’all are making the world a better place with your fun conversations. Thank you, and 🙌 Saint Monica!!!
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CaitlinRyanListening from Paris!Fave podcast. Feels like hanging out with friends (very funny friends) A bright spot in my week! Happy that nobody’s news gives me a daily hit now!
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MDSWGMListen for the warm intimacyI have added this show to my line up. I realized that sometimes I was listening to get that warm cozy feeling you get from listening to friends chat….but I wasn’t hearing what they said. It’s so human and humane….try it out. Oh, and I came to it through “Ask Ronna.”
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Olive pants SFNipples? Pinky Toes? Let the airplane decide!Nipples? Pinky Toes? Well my entire flight got to weigh in when my ear pods switched to my computer and I tapped « play » on my phone which played your very important question posed right at the perfect moment. Annnyways, I turned red and fumbled with my phone like one of those internet meme cats typing on a keyboard. But also giggled to myself knowing my fellow nobody’s out there would relate. Shoutout to my seat mates who didn’t hit the call button on me. Love you guys! Please don’t ever stop what you’re doing.
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Whalesong:)Perfect show!
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lilamylooOmg I feel so special ☺️Just listened for the first time in a bit and the episode was opened with “is anybody listening? Amy is. “ made my day. -an Oregon Amy that loves you
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AshBabs22Fat Boy FraudAfter getting turned onto NLR by St. Monica, I look forward to my Wednesday morning commute with you both. I find you hugely relatable and always end up laughing out loud. After your Fat Boy Juniors recommendation, I had to purchase a box while grocery shopping this weekend. You were right, they are so satisfying and just the right size for a post-meal sweet. I felt the need to finally write a review because I just unwrapped one and there was no top. Imagine if this is not a quality control issue but a strategic ploy to pad margins with a half sandwich in each box. We need some kind of study to get to the bottom of this. Andy, your next passion project? lol
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BMS115Podcast NirvanaIs there anything better than going from a fact check with Saint Monica directly into an episode of Nobody’s Listening? I think not. Love NLR and loving Nobody’s News. I love your banter and your relatability. I feel like I have so much in common with the both of you. And Elizabeth, I too wish I didn’t get that gross phlegm when I laugh. Andy knows not his privilege. Congrats on your new ventures!
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saras1974Basically Eckhard TolleSome may take life advice from Mr.Tolle but I take all of mine from Elizebeth and Andy…and of course Saint Monica.
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NbakerNbakerRegulars in my Gratitude JournalThese two are regularly mentioned in my gratitude journal (I have the same one as Elizabeth) and have gotten me through so much. Their model of playful, healthy love and communication has been a game changer in what I believe is possible for me out there. I don’t usually lol irl, but these two know how to get me. My NLR Patreon bill should be FSA eligible, because it’s vital to my health. Truly the most parasocial relationship I’ve ever felt. Thanks for all the good times, besties. 🫶
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Stars are my friendsNeeding more and moreJust listened to the Deep Dive for a few episodes and I must say, we Nobodies absolutely need more of the unhinged Elizabeth that they were talking about on the Deep Dive. Such funny stories they were sharing and painting a picture of Elizabeth that I’m not sure we’ve fully heard as listeners but I need more! Love listening and look forward to your episode every week <3 Amelia
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ikelmaymy review disappeared?!HELLLLO from the coast of NC. left a clever review in aug 2024 and it disappeared! so i’m doubling down and doing my part to help yall surpass Eckhart Tolle. love this show soooo much - found through saint monica (plz press the button) can’t wait to subscribe to patreon now that i’ve made it through all of the available episodes on spotify
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Shoosh1990ExceptionalWhat a great conversation each time. Thank you for being you!
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WildTofuHow is this show not GIGANTICThe love I have for Elizabeth and Andy is overflowing! These two make every day better and I can’t wait to see their episodes in my feed every week! Buckle up for laughter, tears, cringes, and love.
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nicknameqwertyuLove the show!What’s it going to take to bring back the “Andy Says Bounce” merch? Long time listener and loving this new show!!!
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KatieC729Listening with tears in my eyes!Elizabeth and Andy are such a delight - I am always laughing along with them every week! Today’s episode had me in tears when Elizabeth was talking about Teddy’s colic phase. Our second baby was colicky and it brought me back to that place immediately of feeling so isolated and thinking other moms were so lucky to be able to do simple errands with their sleepy newborns. Fast forward to today and that colicky baby is almost 3 and the sweetest, sassiest, spunkiest little girl. These are truly the days and I wouldn’t change anything. Thanks for the insight and perspective - I’ll be listening forever.
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kelslaysJoyful ListenerWhat a delightful, insightful, all around good time. Sad I’m out of episodes to binge, but love the excitement of seeing a new ep in my feed. Thanks to Saint Monica for introducing me, and thanks to Elizabeth and Andy for the laughs, tears and ah ha’s. I’m so often on the exact same page as Elizabeth and it brings me such joy and comfort to know someone thinks so much like me!
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Mara_RaeI’m listening!Another St Monica convert! Love the show and wanted to let you know I have a friend (mid-40s, mother of two) with a tongue piercing, and she’s…a diplomat! She’s a cool diplomat, which is rare, but she’s also respectable and successful. So there you go!
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iloveotisAndy’s parentsPlease, for the love of captain kangaroo, include more convos with Andy’s parents 🙏
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NkmaloneyI'm listeningAfter hearing Saint Monica recommend you for years I started listening while moving out of my house after the demise of my 7 year relationship. I found your dynamic to be both charming and calming. Your love and respect you have for one another as well as your ability to make each other laugh has given me a new standard for a future relationship.
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Doughnutz_2000I’m listening.We’re all listening. Andy and Elizabeth are the best; I’ve been along for the ride w these two for more than a decade and I always look forward to my weekly hang-sesh w them!
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Lisa B - WiscoI’m listening and laughing!Super relatable and funny. I listen while working in my workshop (furniture maker) and admire the way the two of you work together. My husband and I frequently work on projects together and I love how the two of you balance each other out. Thanks for making my workdays brighter!
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havered18DelightfulSo entertaining! Love to listen every week.
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GraciejedBumper sticker thoughtsLove this podcast so much. Thanks Monica :-) you two fill my life with the same positive and funny energy that watching friends used to. Quick hot take on the eczema bumper sticker— I feel like there’s a chance it’s actually a sarcastic sticker poking fun at people who put personal things on their car? Like maybe it’s more of a mean spirited eye roll rather than a growing awareness of the eczema community. Thoughts?Thanks for being the best!
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hbhb1919Spit takes listeningJan 1 listening and trying to be supportive of eczema. When E presents the alternative of a dad that buys everyone bumper stickers After I have taken a big swig of coke and I spit coke out and down my fav sweatshirt- here’s to a year of laughter, support and five stars.
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HaylCollI’m listening!You already know who sent me! This podcast is such a treat and I’m so excited every Wednesday when a new episode drops. You two feel like old friends and make me laugh out loud every week. I recently had my first baby and listening through the back catalog has gotten me through many difficult times and late nights. Wishing you and your family the best, thanks for all of the laughs and amazing advice ❤️
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lelusamaYepI’m listening
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Demonic YonicI’m not listeningI don’t know how this came across my path but seems like a good show
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Heaps of loveMuffins with bestiesFound you two 10 years ago and you were my 1st podcast. Feels like we are besties. Love the in-depth convos and funny banter. Love Costco muffins but have you tried Sprouts muffins? Yum! Thanks for making me laugh every week.
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Megs2448Christian listener here…Finally started listening per Saint Monica’s reccomendation and I’m so glad I did! Over the last few months you two have kept me company and kept me sane during many hours spent caring for my now 7 month old son during late nights and early mornings. I wanted to say that I am a Christian listener and although I do wish we could have a more nuanced conversation about my stream of faith in particular, I completely understand your anger towards the church and agree with your reasons for feeling the way you feel. It’s devastating to me that greed, homophobia, racism and mysogyny within the Christian tradition has caused so much harm. My faith means so much to me and I still think there is so much beauty to be found in it. Know that there are some of us out here that hold a lot more in common with you than with the wild Christian influencers (😂)! Love you both and thankful for what you do.
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Lola LeBlancNeed your thoughts!Firstly, MY opinion is that your show’s the best. I’ve been listening for a couple years now and I shall not stop. Secondly, while I was in the shower just now I thought of something I’d like to hear your takes on. What do you think of this: public school teachers whose own children are homeschooled. In our small school there are two teachers whose kids have never gone to public school. One of the teachers comes from a line of public school teachers who don’t send their kids to public school. I find it curious. Discuss.
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JWojSkiHilariousI listened to a few of the podcast episodes and watched a few of the latest episodes on YouTube. There is something about the conversations between Elizabeth and Andy that make me laugh out loud and both their laughs are very contagious which makes me laugh even more. Watching them on YouTube was even funnier then just listening to the Podcast because of their facial expressions and laughter. Looking forward to working my way through the older episodes.
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apsympCertainly Listening!I am truly so thankful for this podcast. As a long-time listener, have I heard some of these stories before? Sure. Do I expect conversations to almost instantly get derailed? Well yes! But every episode is a delight. Elizabeth and Andy are two lights in this world who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable or silly goofy idiots. Love em to bits. And don’t get me started on the patreon!
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Leah_Love3:)I’m listening. I started listening a couple weeks ago and decided to go back to the very beginning because I was loving the show so much. I’m glad I did and I look forward to the 100+ episodes I have ahead of me!
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kara karnyskiThe funniest cutest most heartwarming podcast!I LOVE you guys. I run a house cleaning business and several times clients have stopped me and asked what I’m laugh so loudly about! I recommend this podcast to everyone I know 🥰 btw Elizabeth as someone that has cleaned several toilets that plumber should be ashamed lol. This is like the Ted lasso show in a podcast it gives me all the feels and I truly appreciate how vulnerable and authentic you both are. You can tell you are very in love and it’s the cutest. I will not settle for anything less than this in my next relationship #couplesgoals. Def heard about you from St. Monica as well. Love her! You are the highlight of my week and get me through my roughest days. Elizabeth’s laugh makes me almost pee my pants laughing it’s the best. Thank you. 😊
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KHswimrunHead sizing and meal ideasAndy and Elizabeth, I look forward to Wednesday mornings when I get to hear your voices! The topics you cover are usually things that I’m thinking about too. A few months ago, Andy mentioned that he thought his head was too big and he resizes for the videos— it isn’t too big! Actually I couldn’t watch your YouTube videos because Andy’s head looked too small compared to Elizabeth’s… Also, I have some family meal ideas: potato & leek soup, pizza beans, pasta with green sauce, and veggie shepard’s pie is very doable! Smitten Kitchen has great recipes for the last 3. I’ve been checking out recipe books at the library, which has been helpful as there are only about 2-3 keepers from each book (depending on your family’s preferences)! Keep up the amazing work and can’t wait to hear your next adventures! Kiana
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Ray Ray Cee CeeMy go to listen when I’m feeling overwhelmedI specifically chose this podcast to listen to the day after the election because I needed something that would make me smile and stop the doom scrolling. Thank you for always being my go to podcast when I need a joyful distraction.
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KKPaul789One Sure Thing… I love this podcastI have been listening since the beginning of NLR (heard about it from another Armcherry- thank you Saint Monica!) and I have laughed out loud so many times. I really love the show. Andy and Elizabeth’s dark-ish sense of humor is my favorite. I recently ran low on episodes of the shows that I follow, and thought, “I should check out ‘One Sure Thing’”. Wow- I am so glad I did. I don’t know why I’m surprised that I love it so much…. if you love NLR, you would LOVE One Sure Thing. I binge listened today while I did chores and organized my house. I cried multiple times. I couldn’t believe Elizabeth was so brave in sharing her experience. I have had the blessing of watching my parents age- while I know I am lucky, it’s also really hard. The first few episodes of OST have given me so much perspective. I can’t wait to share this show with a friend that lost a close family member to suicide. Thanks Elizabeth for this project, and your vulnerability. It is beautiful. ❤️
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starshine_809I am listening!!Found you randomly through looking at the Apple top podcasts lists. I’ve been going through the older episodes and have questions: 1) is Elizabeth still getting Botox? 2) where did your cabin instagram go?
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Kswift3LoveI love this podcast so much! The authenticity of it makes me laugh out loud and want to give y’all big hugs! Thank you Monica
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RuthieLouiseMy fave podcastLove the podcast! I listened to all the episodes of Totally Mommy back when I had a newborn baby and I was so excited to see that you are back to podcasting. I haven’t missed an episode yet! I just joined the patreon and look forward to listening to all the bonus content. I am feeling especially grateful to Elizabeth for sharing anything to do with her back surgery/journey as I am in a similar boat will likely be getting the same surgery soon. Love you both!
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AbbymeleahLove!Thanks to Monica, I’m listening! And I’m loving!
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OH’s MomBirthday MenuAnother convert from Saint Monica! Been listening (and laughing) from the start and need to thank you for the “birthday menu” tradition. We started it for our daughter’s fourth birthday and it was such a special way to have her pick the day’s festivities and feel so grown up and important. Wish I could share a picture because she was truly beaming.
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3bpmlHad to leaveToo opinionated and I don’t even like trump. Listeners don’t come to hear your political opinions.
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disappointed & disturbedmy second-ever podcast review....starts hot, sorry.. 35:21 and I’m out. This “sounds” pulled out of your butt. You aren’t quoting or citing anything to back up your seemingly-speculative 95% statistic. Perhaps you should also examine why you are reacting to his simple questioning of your hard-line, no-citations-to-support claim. I just found youz and this great time together last week, and have happily had your convos in my ears the majority of my listening hours, since. You are a great example of a seriously awesome couple. Sometime I cringe or my eyebrows raise, but that’s life on earth together. Now I need to step away from this convo entirely, but I’ll surely be back soon! I seriously love what you’re doing, and before this moment, thought I couldn’t get enough!
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RunnnlikethewindScam CityI, like so many others, was brought here by Saint Monica. I started listening a couple months ago and I only have a few episodes to go before I’m caught up. I’ve been waiting for an opportune time to comment and I discovered it while listening on my walk. I’m listening to Scam City and you’re talking about how every couple should record a podcast. Moment laters I come upon a small lending library (where neighbors can leave used books) and facing out toward me is a book titled “So You Want to Start a Podcast.” I don’t. But major sim moment, right? I’m getting married this fall and will likely have to explore the many more hours of content you have from Totally Married and Totally Mommy. Your chats keep me company during chores, commutes, and long runs. I smile to myself when I’m at the gym and long, boring, tedious tasks feel less-so when I have your company in my ears. Thanks for all the great content.
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benjamin88dudeIT IS TIMEI finally caught up to have to wait each week for new episodes (I know, I know… more on Patreon 😅), so it’s time to leave a review. First of all, since it’s come up again on the most recent episode, have y’all looked into Hypoallergnic dogs???? There’s at least a handful of breeds, so could be worth checking out! Anyway, I love the show. Y’all make me laugh, make me go “awwwee”, and make me want to bring up some of your topics with people in my life. Thanks for sharing with us all and keep it up!!! (Oh and of course I found you via Monica)
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Tommy_HoganI’m (ferociously) listeningI found this podcast a few months ago. I won’t say which popular podcast host sent me here, because I think we all know. Since then, I’ve been listening every week. On top of that, I’ve been plowing through the back catalogue with the manic, self-destructive fervor of a stuffed bear mainlining his favorite hot honey. Nobody’s Listening is a fun and calming listen for anyone, such as myself, interested in getting a laugh out of the minutiae of day to day life. Please keep it coming.
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