Hopeless Not Truthless

Two Bravo-obsessed besties dishing the dirt and rehashing the latest episodes of The Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules!

Recent Episodes
  • Surreally, Kyle? (RHOBH Bravo Recap)
    Nov 23, 2024 – 00:37:38
  • Ehh...This Was a Historical Part Two (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Nov 17, 2024 – 00:39:55
  • Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Some Fly Coach (Below Deck & RHOSLC Recaps)
    Nov 16, 2024 – 00:33:28
  • Inspector Emily Gadget Is On The Case (RHOC Reunion Pt 1 Recap)
    Nov 10, 2024 – 00:38:28
  • The Todd-Father (Freaky Friday RHOSLC, RHONY, BD Recaps)
    Nov 9, 2024 – 00:40:44
  • Dazed and Engaged (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Nov 3, 2024 – 00:47:41
  • Etiquette Deficit (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Oct 28, 2024 – 00:39:39
  • Mind Shabusiness (Freaky Friday Weekly Recaps)
    Oct 25, 2024 – 00:48:38
  • The Asshat Named Tamrat (RHOSLC & RHOC Bravo Recaps)
    Oct 20, 2024 – 00:52:23
  • Tender Crashing & Brynn Trashing (Freaky Friday Weekly Recaps)
    Oct 18, 2024 – 00:38:05
  • NO INVITATION FOR YOU, ALEXIS BELLINO. Sincerely, Shannon Beador xo (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Oct 7, 2024 – 00:48:11
  • BronWINNING (RHOSLC Bravo Recap)
    Oct 6, 2024 – 00:34:59
  • Cheeseboards and Ubers (RHONY Bravo Recap)
    Oct 5, 2024 – 00:49:31
  • Tammy Sue Gets Sued (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 30, 2024 – 00:55:21
  • The One Where Ellie Thinks She’s Beyoncé  (Below Deck & RHOSLC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 28, 2024 – 01:14:41
  • Caboodles of Whackadoodles (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 22, 2024 – 00:43:22
  • I’ll Be Your Villain, B*tch!  (RHOSLC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 21, 2024 – 00:43:20
  • Power Tripping Oversteps (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Sep 18, 2024 – 00:49:59
  • Snubs and Kisses xox (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 15, 2024 – 00:47:45
  • Time for Gael to Set Sail (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Sep 12, 2024 – 00:53:04
  • A Picture is Worth $75,000 Words (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Sep 8, 2024 – 00:53:42
  • Joeciopath: Lead D!ckhead (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Sep 5, 2024 – 00:59:50
  • Later Traitor (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Aug 31, 2024 – 00:54:17
  • That's the Way the Cookie Humbles (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Aug 29, 2024 – 00:58:39
  • Treacherous Tamra (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Aug 25, 2024 – 00:50:40
  • Joe Has Washed His Hands of Ellie and Bri (Without Soap) (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Aug 21, 2024 – 00:53:10
  • Al PaGina (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Aug 18, 2024 – 01:05:04
  • I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...Knife (Below Deck Bravo Recap)
    Aug 14, 2024 – 00:42:16
  • Sit Down, B*tch (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Aug 11, 2024 – 00:48:31
  • Ménage à BLAH (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Aug 7, 2024 – 00:57:44
  • Keep Calm and Drink Dom (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Aug 4, 2024 – 00:52:10
  • Dead Birds, Boot Covers and Drunken Lovers (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Jul 31, 2024 – 00:53:18
  • Football and a U-Haul (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Jul 28, 2024 – 00:56:26
  • Luteal Phase Craze (Below Deck Med Bravo Recap)
    Jul 24, 2024 – 00:52:18
  • There Are Some Shannon Storms A'Brewin...(RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Jul 20, 2024 – 00:47:19
  • Great Bows of Fire (Below Deck Bravo Recap)
    Jul 18, 2024 – 00:48:52
  • Johnny J? More Like Johnny Stay Away.. (RHOC Bravo Recap)
    Jul 13, 2024 – 00:48:57
  • You Can't Spell bELIttLE Without ELLIE! (Below Deck Bravo Recap)
    Jul 11, 2024 – 00:51:55
  • Easy Briezy, Ellie's Uneasy (Below Deck Bravo Recap)
    Jul 3, 2024 – 01:06:22
  • GazpachNO! (Below Deck Bravo Recap)
    Jun 27, 2024 – 00:51:07
  • Carda-MAN, What Are You Thinking?! (Below Deck Bravo Recap)
    Jun 20, 2024 – 00:53:16
  • Slaughter House (Summer House Bravo Recap)
    Jun 15, 2024 – 00:56:59
  • West's Gone South (Summer House Bravo Recap)
    Jun 8, 2024 – 00:57:55
  • Jax the Hack (The Valley Finale Bravo Recap)
    Jun 6, 2024 – 00:56:39
  • A Doozy of a Bougie Brunch (Real Housewives of New Jersey Bravo Recap)
    Jun 5, 2024 – 00:40:21
  • The Break Up (Summer House Finale Bravo Recap)
    Jun 4, 2024 – 00:53:53
  • Don't Give Us Lala (Vanderpump Rules & The Valley Bravo Recaps)
    May 31, 2024 – 01:21:17
  • Carl's Tight Pants Stand No Chance (Summer House Bravo Recap)
    May 28, 2024 – 00:45:35
  • Bitch Lady Dog (Real Housewives of New Jersey Bravo Recap)
    May 28, 2024 – 00:40:51
  • There's Nothing About Lala (Vanderpump Rules & The Valley Bravo Recaps)
    May 23, 2024 – 01:13:25
Recent Reviews
  • LPR011
    Love them!
    Very funny and enjoyable to listen to!
  • Bravo Gal111
    Love them!
    Started listening a few months ago. Love you ladies, always calms me down when I listen to you!
  • KelLowndes
    Love!!!
    Funny and fun to listen to. Left(?) a 5 star spotify but wanted to write review the also. Love the Joe hatred on Below Deck and hoping you cover RHOSLC so i can continue to follow along w the pod
  • Mina J M
    Spotify Does Not Allow 5 Stars
    Since Spotify wouldn’t let me review 5 stars I jumped over to Apple Podcast to review. Love their take on the bravo shows :)
  • Teezle81
    Love these ladies
    This podcast is so entertaining and I love their tales on things.
  • katey lady
    All the giggles
    These ladies never fail to make me laugh! Love the rapport. A+ Bravo hilarity.
  • Maddumz
    Great Find
    I looked into this show after my friend sent me a clip on TikTok and I’m so glad I did. I’m always looking for good Bravo show recaps and this is one of the best I’ve found. They do a great job of recapping the big scenes of the shows without delving into every single little detail, they’re funny (& a little ruthless which I love) & their genuine friendship makes it feel like you’re all friends talking about our beloved reality TV shows.
  • LucyDog29
    you SHOULD care what your listeners think
    thanks for letting your listeners know that " we literally don't care what you think". good business move. unsubscribe.
  • sshaff78
    Fabulous
    Just found this podcast! Love it! So fun.
  • Rachael G E
    Best bravo podcast!
    I started listening about a month ago and I’m obsessed! I feel like I’m listening to my best friends and love the views and the banter. I was previously listening to a popular housewives podcast that went to paid subscription and I’m soooo happy I found this one!
  • Maureen M
    Smart & Funny
    This is my favorite Bravo podcast. It’s a great listen that is smart & funny & the banter between them is hilarious.
  • chrissyhj
    Sounds like 2 women:
    Who only experience life watching reality tv sitting on their sofa-analyzing others like 2 middle school girls without a clue🍸
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