The Cryptonaut Podcast

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Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal Phenomenon, UFOs, Ufology and Unsolved Mysteries .... all while keeping a close eye on our reptilian overlords that dwell in the flat, hallow, robot infested Earth. This is the Cryptonaut Podcast.

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  • Shattered627
    Glad I found it
    Randomly looking for a new podcast and stumbled upon these guys. Instantly started binging. Easy to get into and I look forward to catching up on all of the episodes. UPDATE: I binged them all, joined the Patreon and Discord and ordered my first merch. Safe to say I’m a fan! Rob is the master of alliteration and please cuss more.
  • Mistfall
    Have a high tolerance for low vocabulary
    The content is interesting but I’m personally put off by speakers whose favorite, and almost exclusive, adjective and adverb rhymes with “truckin’ “. Seriously. It’s pretty much the only adjective in one of the hosts’ vocabulary, and he finds ways of working it three or four times into some sentences. He also seems to favor the name of a man regarded as God incarnate by over a billion people to be his favorite expletive. This is too deep in the gutter to listen to.
  • Dan Updike
    Great podcast!
    Great topics and great dudes… even if Marc does like Dune 🤮
  • GabrielSGrey
    Thank you
    I am on the spectrum and you guys have helped me so many times when I am having an episode. You guys calm me and are so awesome at everything. I love this podcast everyone should listen to these guys they feel like friends
  • Jeb from Missouri
    Mr. Bunny Punch
    Excellent
  • Corn Gripper
    Best podcast for ghosties and ghoulies, cryptids and ufos
    These boy are a hoot i tell ya. Like a minotaur hanging outside a gas station at 3 am.
  • MrIncredible_1
    Can’t get enough of this Podcast!
    Love the story telling by Rob and the hilarious side comments from Mark and Chris. Highly recommend this podcast to anyone interested in the paranormal.
  • lil' D****r
    Love show
    Guys I f’ing love the shows especially the conversation
  • Ghost Mooseman
    Great show!!
    Definitely my go to when driving for work! Great audio quality and great topics!! Love the banter as well, this is the best podcast ever!!
  • Junkfarmer
    Great Podcast!
    Covers lesser known Cryptids as well as your favorites. Informative and hilarious.
  • Dustydog1969
    Cryptosome!
    This is such a great podcast I had to make up a new word to describe them! Great length and funny banter.
  • Bohemoth77
    Good stuff..
    Maybe get a mute button for mark.. when he’s drunk and acting super childish.. it really ruins the momentum you’ve built up at times.. gets pretty cringe when he thinks he’s hilarious and it’s the alcohol..
  • Beniymen
    It is ok
    Awesome show but sometimes their normie , standard Walmart American beliefs seep out….like how in one episode they said you ‘must be vigilant about the first amendment, just look at roe v wade (somehow restoring localized democracy and state rights is a threat to speech?). But earlier in the same episode they give weight to idea of hate speech so casually, as if it’s just accepted by everyone, and no wires seemed to cross. So redefining words and concepts to censor them is not a threat to the first amendment, but out of date abortion laws being changed is….idk if it were me , I’d stick exclusively with the spooky. Finding (I assume) out of shape Neoliberal man children to regurgitate the political and social line of the American Empire….that is easy to find. There’s a million Destiny and similar clones on twitch. Finding people who can keep their milquetoast opinions out of their subject matter they cover, now that is difficult to find. Even harder to find is someone with a revolutionary mindset who can keep their opinions out of their content, but that’s neither here nor there. Great show in general though.
  • M05ch
    Shout out from the tip of Seneca Lake.
    Excellent podcast. I love the obscure topics, the banter and the cursing. I’ve only been listening about a month. Started at the beginning I’m currently on episode #74 The Draguinan Entities had me dying today at work. Every episode is a 5 star. Take care. Pat
  • girasolefiammante
    Cryptonaut is one of my favorite podcasts.
    I don't listen to it all the time but I always keep coming back to it. I love their rapport as a group and their rocknroll flavor. And bc they'll say a sentence like "There's a real problem in our reality right now with ****ing astral spiders." like it's a normal thing to say 😂 A+++
  • kgstonde
    Terrible
    Can’t follow along with a story while they keep giggling and talking about random other things. Just tell us the dang subject!
  • Gracie_bby
    Utterly obsessed
    The banter, the research, the vocabulary?! What more do you neeeeddd. Just signed up on patreon to satisfy my low-key (now high-key) obsession with you three. Thank you for doing the literal lords work and killing the game.
  • oldmancoyoteface
    Same the Sandown Clown part deux
    Finally started listening after hearing about them for years. Top notch research, great chemistry and they have a second Sam account!!! So f***n cool!
  • noideawhattoputeverthingtaken
    Always entertaining
    One of the best podcasts. These three have a chemistry few others can duplicate but all try.
  • Kjp123
    Pretty good. Very funny.
    You guys are mean to Chris. Stop being mean to Chris! Let him talk more!
  • Chelojelo
    Has good potential
    The topics are great, and the episodes are lengthy enough to get deep into subjects. The hosts have nice sounding voices. However, they talk over top of each other, which flat out ruins it, and the excessive cursing, howling, and maniacal laughing would keep me from sharing with anyone.
  • Ruke25
    Pretty good show but left biased opinions are annoying
    This show is pretty fun and entertaining. 2 of the hosts are weirdo cat people. Clearly never owned a dog. Also they push their left views… mostly the main host. Politics shouldn’t be in a podcast about cryptids. It’s so annoying to hear anything political when you are not listening to a podcast for that reason. Doesn’t matter if it’s left leaning or right leaning. If the podcast isn’t about politics why bring up your biased opinions? It’s the most boomer Facebook crap todo.
  • Sam.bam.baby
    Every Day Is Halloween Here 👻
    This is such an entertaining, funny and informative podcast about all things that go bump in the night! While I may not necessarily believe in the supernatural or cryptids, I’ve always loved them and the crazy creatures our species has created from fear, lack of understanding, poor eyesight, and folklore. I love hearing the stories along with these guys own interpretations with a good balance of skepticism. Bonus points for being the perfect background noise for when I’m drawing or creating art in general! You NEED to check this podcast out! Especially if you want something spooky for spooky season~~~
  • drj3141
    Awesome Pod 👏
    I just found this via a crossover episode with Our Strange Skies. I think they share a podcast network. The show is great. Rob Morphy is always very excited about what he’s covering. The other hosts are great too. Good audio quality. No bickering and no politics. Bravo boys. 👏
  • XenoThePrimo
    Limited vocabulary
    I tried to get into this podcast a couple of times. I think the topics are good, but these guys swear excessively. At first I thought they might drunk, but I think it’s just a lack of vocabulary to adequately express themselves. I have no problem with cussing if it provides value, but a couple of these fellows use it as a filler such as “like” or “umm”. If they edited all the f-bombs out, they would reduce each episode by 5-10 minutes.
  • Brandini20
    10/10
    One of my favorite pods to get me through the day. They are funny and passionate about what they do. The scariest thing about this pod is Chris’ immune system.
  • Jra4776
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Cryptids of the Corn sent me. Love the podcast. Definitely recommend
  • vince06
    Fun
    Just found this podcast about a month ago, and it’s pretty dang funny. From the stories to the banter between the guys. Definitely a fun one to listen to, although a lot of unnecessary F word, as if it’s part of their normal vocabulary. I still enjoy the podcast, keep up the great work.
  • malachiankrom
    Love this pod
    Mark is the living embodiment of the band psychostick, Chris is a closeted stand up comedian, and Rob is your uncle who dressed up as Santa clause when you were a kid. The banter is great I also enjoy the obscure metal references and every cryptid may be the offspring of Glenn Danzig
  • Breezy2289
    Perfect
    Hi!!! I love your podcast! I love in western New York (GO BILLS) you guys are great, very entertaining and gets me through my boring work day! I’m just getting to the 2018 episodes. You should look into the stories about the enchanted mountains of wny, lots of ghosted and stories of witchcraft and of course many Seneca Native American legends. Love you guys ! Keep ‘em comin!
  • Kreebar
    Not enough profanity
    Spectacular podcast. Great research into obscure reports of cryptids, aliens, and more. Rob is an excellent writer and the whole trio is insightful and hilarious. Love listening to these guys.
  • TimDog013079
    My new favorite podcast
    I found about this podcast from my favorite podcast MAU, but it quickly became my second favorite podcast Rob is like the ultimate lyrical emcee,Mark is the ultimate hype man, and Chris doesn’t say much but when he does is pure comedy gold!!! Between their chemistry and the obscure crypto cases it’s definitely one of my favorite podcasts to listen to !!!!!
  • Navyswthrt
    FIVE STARS FROM TEXAS
    I discovered this podcast by listening to Monsters Among Us! One of the only two podcast I support on Patreon( the other is AMU) also been there and have the Merch. These three keep me laughing. I could say so much about this group (FANGIRLING!!!) Keep it up guys y’all rock!
  • 10to28
    Uncle Rob is the go to guy!
    The O.G.’s of the Betz Sphere story.
  • bodega cat
    Great edutainment
    I’m not even that into cryptids or aliens. I’m not sure how it landed in my feed - but I gave it a listen this afternoon and haven’t turned it off. Sure, I believe these guys know what they’re talking about but more importantly, they make it funny.
  • ccasey487
    Solid
    Great stories, good production value. Rob seems to be the real talent here; I’ve given up a couple of times because Marc’s voice annoys me
  • dan4ever486
    Running out of topics…
    Good start but I feel like they are stretching now on topics. And the comedy aspect like isn’t funny. Poor man’s last podcast in the left. Lose the comedy. Main story teller has a great voice. But yea dull down on the comedy aspect. I fast forward whoever the one “comedic” dude starts talking
  • ByrdDM
    Great way to spend my time
    Love spending my time with these guys for the information and the laughs!
  • Spooky-Jangles
    Goooood Stuff!!
    Funny, witty and informative. I love the lesser know stories, especially the ones from Ohio. If you ever have a chance to dive into it. Check out Circleville Ohio and the swarms of people that used to (late 90’s) line the main road in lawn chairs looking for UFOs like they were waiting for a fireworks show!!
  • dandeyliondog
    Can’t stop, won’t stop listening
    This podcast makes my work days that much more bearable. I’ve always been a fan of cryptids, the paranormal, and all things weird, and I love the strange “enigmatic entities” that they discuss. The hosts are authentic and incredibly funny and it feels like I’m listening to friends. My only complaint is that they often make me laugh out loud while I’m working. I’m slowly working my way up from the first episodes and always find it hilarious when I hear a bad review complaining about how they “talk over each other”, because I don’t even notice it - it seems like such a genuine conversation and that’s what I love. It’s utterly delightful and I’m a forever fan.
  • plaidsquatch
    You'll get hooked quickly
    Great show. The love of the weird and the humor between the hosts will have you binging this show in no time
  • Mum Sheppard
    Absolutely Fantastic!!
    I love this podcast! These beer loving bearded bro’s are so entertaining and informative. I love their choices of content as well as the way they deliver it. However, the best of all is how obvious their friendship is.
  • Revans50
    Great Show
    Love the show! 1 quibble: for God’s sakes, learn to pronounce the word documentary correctly. Very disconcerting to hear it pronounced the way the hosts say it.
  • Narjay842
    Absolutely the best podcast ever!
    If you don’t listen do yourself a favor and start… every episode is amazing and hilarious. I always have to pause and backup because I’m laughing so hard I miss parts.
  • 420flyer
    Hilarious
    Only complaints are that it’s too funny and I didn’t discover it sooner.
  • kentuckykroge
    Put this in your rotation
    This podcast is an absolute must! Great topics and the guys really dive into the subject and break it down. You guys rock!
  • Redman55dad
    Interesting and different
    I this is the best of many Fortean podcasts available. The hosts are certainly knowledgeable and sometimes quite humorous. May be a little too rough on the language, which might prevent younger listeners from listening in. Well worth your time, and choose a podcast about a subject you might be unfamiliar with.
  • Chaotic Bex
    My Favorite Podcast
    I’ve been listening to Cryptonaut podcast for a long time and I never get tired of it! The guys are hilarious, the research is extensive, and the way stories are presented is masterful. Maybe it’s my ADHD but I love the frequent bunny-trails and inside jokes that pop up. Whenever I want to learn anything about the paranormal I turn to Cryptonaut.
  • ManlyMurloc
    Enjoyed from outer space
    As an alien myself, I enjoy the discussions they have and find it tremendously entertaining.
  • TaraL3
    Fun and entertaining!
    I am so sorry I didn’t know about your podcast sooner! It so nice to see 3 local guys doing fun creative work that they obviously are enjoying. I am slowly catching up with the episodes and enjoying it! The podcast is the next best thing of being in the room hanging out! Hope you do another live show and this local weirdo will be there!
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