Simply The Jest

by triplej
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Simply The Jest - Australia's most competitive storytelling competition, for Australia's least impressive prize.

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Recent Episodes
  • Preview: Jess Perkins on Silver Bullet
    Sep 21, 2023 – 0:16:12
  • "My friend fed me his FINGER!"
    Aug 14, 2023 – 0:47:11
  • "The doctor set my penis on FIRE!"
    Aug 7, 2023 – 0:41:32
  • Silver Bullet: Tom Cardy prescribes The Rock's Diet
    Aug 2, 2023 – 0:40:01
  • "I was in some much pained because my BUTT was hurting!"
    Jul 31, 2023 – 0:38:00
  • "It was a HUMAN NIPPLE"
    Jul 24, 2023 – 0:44:20
  • "You better quit or you're going to get sacked!"
    Jul 17, 2023 – 0:27:33
  • "Our eyes met and I said nothing"
    Jul 10, 2023 – 0:44:20
  • "Mmm, that tastes a little SALTY"
    Jul 3, 2023 – 0:36:45
  • "We discovered the garden that NONE of us knew existed"
    Jun 26, 2023 – 0:44:32
  • "I did a little SNIFF TEST"
    Jun 19, 2023 – 0:44:20
  • "I went online the next day and saw he had... married his NEW girlfriend"
    Jun 12, 2023 – 0:31:05
  • "I have NOTHING to cover me if this rips"
    Jun 5, 2023 – 0:31:05
  • "Sir, did you take a shark?"
    May 22, 2023 – 0:16:05
  • "Next thing I knew, Its a PACKED wharf and I've just got people cheering"
    May 15, 2023 – 0:37:14
  • "She dropped a cymbal on her big toe and it nearly CUT IT OFF"
    May 8, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "I thought you wanted me to use it as lube!"
    May 1, 2023 – 0:39:49
  • "He put his ENTIRE FIST in my mouth"
    Apr 24, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "If the dogs bite you DON'T SCREAM"
    Apr 17, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "A Hot Dog Just Saved Our Lives"
    Apr 10, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "He Was Mummy's Little Boy"
    Apr 3, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "He opens the car door and the biggest WAFT OF FART hits him"
    Mar 27, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "Can I Enter Your Auric Sphere?"
    Mar 20, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "I popped a squat and then all I could hear was CLAPPING"
    Mar 13, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • Simply the Best Jess - 100th Episode!
    Mar 6, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "I let out a ripping fart, the kind that VIBRATES"
    Feb 27, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "The next thing I know is my NOODLE is on fire"
    Feb 20, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "I SHAT in a bag"
    Feb 13, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "I got a job as a ski instructor but DIDN'T know how to ski!"
    Feb 6, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "I pretty much got a ZIPPER down my gooch"
    Jan 30, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "It got down to 10 degrees and we'd have to keep raving faster!"
    Jan 23, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • Best of the Boone-us 2022
    Jan 9, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • "What's the acceptable amount of PUS on a honeymoon?!"
    Jan 2, 2023 – 0:38:02
  • The Best Of The Jest 2022!
    Dec 25, 2022 – 0:33:03
  • "Everyone's sitting around a Christmas tree and everyone started SCREAMING"
    Dec 19, 2022 – 0:38:02
  • "I knew everyone in town, so the local court couldn't PROSECUTE me!"
    Dec 12, 2022 – 0:39:35
  • "I was in a maximum security prison and someone broke IN!"
    Dec 5, 2022 – 0:38:41
  • "It sounded like a REVERSE GULP coming back up"
    Nov 28, 2022 – 0:37:17
  • "I went on a holiday with a new partner and he didn't brush this teeth ONCE!"
    Nov 21, 2022 – 0:33:48
  • "There was a massive clump of HUMAN HAIR on the bin"
    Nov 14, 2022 – 0:41:21
  • "The sand is full of BETRAYAL!"
    Nov 7, 2022 – 0:41:21
  • "The idea was too have the brightest colored p*ss"
    Oct 31, 2022 – 0:37:30
  • "So... We put the BBQ Sauce in the Divot in my Chest"
    Oct 24, 2022 – 0:39:21
  • We're On Holidays!
    Oct 17, 2022 – 0:02:30
  • "Daryl! What Are You Doing Son?!"
    Oct 10, 2022 – 0:39:21
  • "We Dead Set had No Clothes or Anything... We Were Right In The Middle of the Act"
    Oct 3, 2022 – 0:39:21
  • "I was Doing a Bush Wee and Peed directly onto a Wasp Nest"
    Sep 26, 2022 – 0:39:21
  • "My housemate walked in, while my privates were on fire!"
    Sep 19, 2022 – 0:39:58
  • "My grandmother's holy water was ELECTRIFIED!"
    Sep 12, 2022 – 0:40:57
  • "My new Romeo had opened the bin and taken a sh*t in it"
    Sep 5, 2022 – 0:33:30
Recent Reviews
  • DrainDoo
    Boone
    Much like Pat Boone’s daughter, Debby: :You Light Up My Life”🎵
  • RRUSSO92
    Poor Simon
    Had to give this podcast 5 stars, but I would give more of I could! Simon’s story was so… interesting, that I wrote a haiku. Please enjoy! A wet reverse gulp Simon had to hear this sound I feel bad for him
  • WilkesBooth
    Not family fun
    I played this podcast for my third cousin and she loved it so much she’s divorcing me to try to marry the podcast! Stuff it, it’s simply the jest podcast out there!
  • $heik
    Wow-wee
    Dead rat-dog
  • Pat Boone Fan Club
    Pat Boone Appreciation
    As a long-time fan of Journey to the Center of the Earth it is great to find a community of people that share my affinity for Pat Boone. I cannot recommend this movie enough. Pat Boone has his shirt off in many scenes! (not his value!) I sincerely love this podcast. Keep it up! I look forward to Sundays when it releases in the US (am I a time traveller?).
  • Theatre Guru
    Australia’s Best German Toilet Engineer
    Catching up on old episodes…especially enjoyed listening in on a brainstorming session for building automated toilet doors. A delightful and funny show whether you’re from Australia or anywhere.
  • hayley_bee_nyc
    One of my favorites!
    I strongly advise that you avoid listening while eating or basically doing anything in public, but it’s one of the funniest pods out there! Three hilarious people listening and responding to hilarious stories… what else could you want?
  • PodJamesPod
    It’s the Jest
    About 6 years ago I told my wife she should listen to the podcast “Serial”. She gave it a shot a few times but never really got into it. Just found out that she had searched for “Cereal” and she couldn’t understand what all the hype was about. Never tried again.
  • JonJSwanson
    Stomach-Churning
    I’ve listened to every episode of Simply the Jest and not one of your disgusting stories has gotten to me. I thought my stomach was made of iron. Until I listened to Sarah tell her story about cracking her head open in the pool while I was eating shrimp lo mein and promptly threw up. You’ve finally broken me, guys. Five stars.
  • LSU Tigers Boy
    Tell me a story
    10 out of 5 stars. If you are a German toilet engineer, this is going to blow your mind.
  • PBergy242
    The World’s Premier Podcast for German Toilet Engineers
    Not a feces-based podcast but I’m more of a piss girl myself.
  • Saderoo
    Good fun
    Lovely podcast! It’s fast paced, entertaining, and positive.
  • GGritmon
    This podcast is simply the best!
    I already love Jess Perkins, and Michael & Lewis are fine :-P. Nah, they're awesome, too. This podcast is just a delightful time!
  • Sebastian T Blackwood
    Best out there
    One of the best podcasts out there, some would even call it simply the jest
  • femalefeminist
    Please fix the audio mixing!
    Great podcast and love the segment but pls fix the audio. Callers are so quiet! Cheers cobbs
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